Year 2040: Karmelo Collects another bounty

The year is 2040. 15 years ago, Karmelo collected a bounty from the target, Austin. After donations to his court funds, he and his family lived in a brand new home. Just to let you know, this is completely legal, and in no way was BLM styled rug-pull fraud case. So don’t you dare start with the, “Oh, we need to charge the family for fraud for stealing donation funds to buy a house, a car, and security.”

After that, we saw a few more people try to replicate this by offing people on the streets, hoping those people they off had a bounty on their heads. But alas, they didn’t get enough donations for doing the same heroic thing of removing ‘evil’ from this world with those bounties. Until 15 years later, Karmelo returns to the headlines, tells everyone to move aside, and to “watch how a pro does it.”

So, he goes on to collect another bounty. And, lo and behold, this one was a dangerous criminal, just like Austin, who was a dangerous track athlete.

The bounty he gets for his second time makes him set for life! He made $20 million this time around and bought each of his family members their own mansions.

What a kind boy to his family and what a savior of the human race.

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