Top Journalism Tactics: CNN Rolls Out Training To Spot “Possibly White” People.

CNN has unveiled a groundbreaking training program to equip journalists with the ability to identify “possibly white” individuals during field assignments, promising to redefine how stories are framed. Known as “Hue Horizon,” the initiative features a detailed guide with indicators like “carries a pocket notebook for no clear reason” or “shows an unusual knack for organizing playlists by mood.” The network insists this is about enriching narrative context, but the program has already sparked whispers of overreach, with some joking that owning too many pens might land you in a CNN report.

Held in a state-of-the-art CNN conference room with interactive screens and bottomless herbal tea, the sessions coach reporters on spotting subtle signs, such as someone’s habit of color-coding their calendar or an odd preference for mechanical pencils. A senior editor reportedly demonstrated by flagging a “possibly white” staffer caught rearranging their desk drawers with eerie precision. CNN defends the training as a tool for “nuanced storytelling,” though it’s easy to imagine raised eyebrows over a reporter scrutinizing someone’s stationery choices in the name of journalism.

Critics argue the program might be a bit too zealous, with some chuckling at the idea of journalists tailing people for using graph paper. CNN maintains it’s all about deepening story perspectives, but the image of a reporter squinting at a suspect’s neatly curated playlist collection feels like it’s one step away from a comedy sketch. The training continues to stir debate, with questions lingering about whether it’s a bold step forward or an absurd detour into overanalysis.

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