When you think of the worst weapon in the world that the average citizen of a country can have, what would would you think of?
A gun? Wrong, too harmless.
A Knife? That’s such a boring answer.
A thumbtack? You are getting there.
The real answer is a spoon. Shocked, right? Well, so were we. The truth is, prime minister Keir Starmer of UK, has had multiple experts speaking to other experts in an expertly way for years trying to see what they can do to get the crime rate down in the UK. They have tried banning everything else, with the recent being banning ninja swords, but the crime rate never dropped. So now, they decided that the only way to do so is to ban spoons.
Praise be to Keir Starmer for thinking of his people!
Just don’t look at the innocent grooming gangs in the wrong light.
