Random Federal Judge Bans President Trump From Eating McDonald’s

We finally managed to make a win in the courts! A random federal judge, who no one has heard of, has just banned President Trump from ever being able to have another McDonald’s ever again. Finally, we can go back to seeing a healthy president who doesn’t advertise a fast food business that sells purely junk food.

The real question people may be asking is how this federal judge can ban anyone, let alone the president, from eating something they are allowed to eat.

The answer is simple: Why not?

We have seen other random federal judges ban the president from deporting illegals and demand that the plane turn back around. There was also a demand for President Trump to stop being the commander-in-chief and changing a military website’s wording. What’s one more ban, which is easily more important than the rest of the bans that have happened?

At this rate, we can finally see the removal of an archaic system of having one president and start adding hundreds of presidents into our system! This will bring excitement to children in knowing they can also be the president as long as they become a random federal judge. The future is quite exciting!

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