Are you a liberal and tired of burning down the Teslas of innocent citizens to fight fascism while being a domestic terrorist? Well, studies show that liberals are turning away from Teslas and driving cars that had fantastic leadership, Volkswagen. So while you’re tired of burning stuff down, you can freely drive a Volkswagen back home to rest after a hard day’s work!

We get it, you may be wondering why you, who may be an environmentalist, should be switching to Volkswagen and away from Tesla.

The answer is quite simple: It’s because climate change can wait in the fight against fascism.

The climate actually stops degrading while this is happening. So you can freely use a gas-powered Volkswagen and burn down those sticky electric vehicles.

So just remember, in the fight against fascism, make sure you support the anti-fascists of Volkswagen with their solid historical creation.