Gang And Cartel Members To Be An Endangered Species

So, get this: You are a poor gang member, and you get the notification that you are now a terrorist. Wild, right? Well, don’t you worry because we have democratic leadership defending your honor. You can have a senator come and try to kidnap you from your home country to return you back to America, even after you are deported. How neat is that?

If you are lucky, you can even be linked to MS-13 by multiple courts, committed domestic abuse with multiple charges, tell judges you are terrified to go back to your home country because “A RIVAL gang will end my life,” and still be treated like an innocent flower that needs to be protected.

Don’t worry, even if you get all the due process in the world before you get deported, government officials, like senators and congress members, will come out of the woodwork to whine that you had no real due process. I guarantee their methods work wonders!

I mean, just look at what is happening. You, as a criminal, will potentially be labeled an endangered species in the eyes of the law when this law passes. The law is the “Save a criminal in the present, end the lives of a few extra people in the future.”

This means, while the criminal is labeled an endangered species, we can save so many more of them from harmful words against them. The criminal would be guaranteed to end the lives of innocent people in the future, but who cares about the potential children that die because of the hands of the criminals, as long as the criminals are a protected species.

So, call your senators now because we NEED them to be a protected class.

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