In a bold move that’s got tails wagging and whiskers twitching, a coalition of furry creatures have banded together to push for their place at the ballot box. From squirrels stashing acorns for campaign funds to rabbits multiplying their voter base overnight, these animal advocates are demanding the right to cast ballots with their paws.

The slogan? “Fur-Friends Lives Matter,” chanted amid a flurry of fur and feathers.

The lobby’s main gripe is the outdated system that ignores their stake in human affairs, like park regulations and treats tariffs.

Squirrels are leading the charge, glocks in hand, demanding for change.

Critics argue it’s all just a ploy for more picnic basket robbery to occur, but the critters counter that they don’t need to threaten anyone as long as you’re cute and fluffy.

As petitions pile up like autumn leaves, politicians are scrambling to respond without ruffling too many feathers. If successful, this could mean election days filled with more howls than debates, proving once and for all that democracy isn’t just for the hairless.

Who knows, maybe next they’ll run for office on platforms of unlimited naps and free kibble.