Government To Shred Papers Labeled “Confidential” To Prevent Confidential Information From Leaking
In a move that’s sure to revolutionize data security, officials have announced a groundbreaking plan to tackle the persistent problem of sensitive information slipping out. Picture this: stacks of documents,…
New Presidential Candidate For 2028: President Donita Trumpita To Put Her Name In To Vote For.
From the shadows comes a certain real estate mogul, Donita Trumpita. She has catapulted into the 2028 presidential race with a purple wig that screams, “I’m here to ask for…
Tea Leak: Users Say Leak Happened Because Of Patriarchy
Hold onto your mugs, because the Tea app, that digital sisterhood where women could dish dirt on men with a side of social-score sass, just brewed a scandal of epic…
Lay’s Chip: 50% Less Snack, 100% Satisfaction guaranteed
In a bold move that has snack fans puzzled and mildly hungry, the makers of a popular chip brand have unveiled their game-changing diet product: the AirLite Chip. Promising a…
South African Refugees Make A Shocking Change In Ingenuity
Liberals has gotten mad at something once again. This time, the bleeding hearts of the liberal elite are clutching their pearls so hard they might turn them into diamonds. Why?…
Bill Gates Starts Excitedly, Yet Casually Says He Can Produce A New Virus If He Doesn’t Get His Way
Bill Gates is back at it again. He came out of his bunker recently to whine, yet again, that he doesn’t want anyone to stop his plans to put his…
Random Federal Judge Bans President Trump From Eating McDonald’s
We finally managed to make a win in the courts! A random federal judge, who no one has heard of, has just banned President Trump from ever being able to…
The Gun Is The Most Dangerous Weapon? Experts Say No.
When you think of the worst weapon in the world that the average citizen of a country can have, what would would you think of? A gun? Wrong, too harmless.…
