It’s Not Staring, It’s Reading Subtitles, Studies Show.
In a stunning twist, Sydney Sweeney’s latest American Eagle ad campaign has viewers glued to their screens. Not for the reasons you’d expect. A groundbreaking study reveals that audiences aren’t…
Tea Leak: Users Say Leak Happened Because Of Patriarchy
Hold onto your mugs, because the Tea app, that digital sisterhood where women could dish dirt on men with a side of social-score sass, just brewed a scandal of epic…
Saint Fentanyl Five Years Sober
In a world where we celebrate the bare minimum, our self-proclaimed “Saint Fentanyl” is marking five years of sobriety with a parade of questionable accolades. Once notorious for a laundry…
Year 2040: Karmelo Collects another bounty
The year is 2040. 15 years ago, Karmelo collected a bounty from the target, Austin. After donations to his court funds, he and his family lived in a brand new…
Random Federal Judge Bans President Trump From Eating McDonald’s
We finally managed to make a win in the courts! A random federal judge, who no one has heard of, has just banned President Trump from ever being able to…
