“I’m A Lawyer!” Says Woman While Stealing Chuck E. Cheese Tickets From Child.
In a bold display of legal expertise at a local family entertainment center, a woman confidently declared her professional credentials while liberating a handful of game tickets from a young…
Jabba The Hutt Statue Erected For Inclusivity
In the age of erecting statues for no reason and it being completely useless, we have finally made a breakthrough with a good idea. Make one for Jabba The Hutt!…
Zelenskyy Comes Out And Says He Misses His Sugar Daddy
President Zelenskyy comes out in a recent interview that he misses President Biden. He talks about how, quote, “My sugar daddy, Joe, needed another four years.” President Zelenskyy’s found out…
