New Nametags: Bill Gates Hires Illegal Truck Drivers In Effort To Decrease America’s Population.
In a jaw-dropping scheme that’s got conspiracy theorists swapping tinfoil hats for trucker caps, tech mogul Bill Gates is reportedly hiring undocumented drivers to pilot big rigs across America, allegedly…
Pedro Pascal’s Latest Income Source: Free Anxiety Cards For The Touchy-Feely Masses
In a move that has left the internet in a collective state of bemusement, Pedro Pascal, everyone’s favorite galaxy-hopping heartthrob, has taken to the streets with a new crusade: handing…
Tea Leak: Users Say Leak Happened Because Of Patriarchy
Hold onto your mugs, because the Tea app, that digital sisterhood where women could dish dirt on men with a side of social-score sass, just brewed a scandal of epic…
Gang And Cartel Members To Be An Endangered Species
So, get this: You are a poor gang member, and you get the notification that you are now a terrorist. Wild, right? Well, don’t you worry because we have democratic…
Democrats Roll Out Heavy Hitter
From recent polls, we all know that the democratic party is at a 21% favorability rate. They have been scouring far and wide, low and high, to find a way…
West Yorkshire Has Won The Battle Against White People. Finally!
The push for having an equal amount, by percentage, of minorities in the police force has brought up a very interesting question to the forefront of conversations. Why do we…
