New Presidential Candidate For 2028: President Donita Trumpita To Put Her Name In To Vote For.
From the shadows comes a certain real estate mogul, Donita Trumpita. She has catapulted into the 2028 presidential race with a purple wig that screams, “I’m here to ask for…
Epstein Files To Be Stored In Maximum Security…Next To The Krabby Patty Secret Formula?
In a move that’s got everyone from conspiracy theorists to cartoon enthusiasts scratching their heads, officials have reportedly decided to stash the infamous Epstein documents right alongside the legendary Krabby…
Tea Leak: Users Say Leak Happened Because Of Patriarchy
Hold onto your mugs, because the Tea app, that digital sisterhood where women could dish dirt on men with a side of social-score sass, just brewed a scandal of epic…
Never Existed: Pam Bondi Says Carfax Never Existed After Promising To Release It.
In a stunning turn of events at a local CarFax office, employee Pam Bondi has left customers gobsmacked after promising a detailed vehicle history report for a 2015 Honda Civic,…
District Court Judge to Israel and Iran: No Peace for You, Because Trump
In a shocking turn of events, a district court judge has single-handedly thwarted a potential ceasefire between Israel and Iran. The reason? Former President Donald Trump suggested it. Judge Cory…
Zelenskyy Comes Out And Says He Misses His Sugar Daddy
President Zelenskyy comes out in a recent interview that he misses President Biden. He talks about how, quote, “My sugar daddy, Joe, needed another four years.” President Zelenskyy’s found out…
