New Nametags: Bill Gates Hires Illegal Truck Drivers In Effort To Decrease America’s Population.
In a jaw-dropping scheme that’s got conspiracy theorists swapping tinfoil hats for trucker caps, tech mogul Bill Gates is reportedly hiring undocumented drivers to pilot big rigs across America, allegedly…
Globalists Push for One World Government, Starting with Universal Dress Code of Khakis.
In a sweeping initiative that’s got everyone adjusting their belts, globalists are advocating for a single planetary authority, kicking things off with a mandatory khaki dress code to foster worldwide…
Breaking: Gates Unleashes the Ultimate Party Trick on the Planet
Folks, hold onto your hats because Bill Gates is at it once more, diving headfirst into another world-altering scheme that’s got everyone buzzing. This time, the billionaire tech mogul has…
Bill Gates Starts Excitedly, Yet Casually Says He Can Produce A New Virus If He Doesn’t Get His Way
Bill Gates is back at it again. He came out of his bunker recently to whine, yet again, that he doesn’t want anyone to stop his plans to put his…
