Europe Decrees New Currency: ‘Euro-Guilt Coins’ For Historical Atrocities Never Committed.
In a move that’s got bureaucrats high-fiving over croissants, Europe has rolled out the ‘Euro-Guilt Coins,’ a shiny new currency dedicated to paying reparations for historical blunders that never actually…
Major UK Win: In Fight Against Free Speech, Government Sews Every Citizen’s Mouths Shut.
In a groundbreaking move hailed as the ultimate triumph over pesky opinions, the UK government has announced a nationwide initiative to stitch shut the mouths of every true-blue citizen, ensuring…
West Yorkshire Has Won The Battle Against White People. Finally!
The push for having an equal amount, by percentage, of minorities in the police force has brought up a very interesting question to the forefront of conversations. Why do we…
Zelenskyy Comes Out And Says He Misses His Sugar Daddy
President Zelenskyy comes out in a recent interview that he misses President Biden. He talks about how, quote, “My sugar daddy, Joe, needed another four years.” President Zelenskyy’s found out…
The Gun Is The Most Dangerous Weapon? Experts Say No.
When you think of the worst weapon in the world that the average citizen of a country can have, what would would you think of? A gun? Wrong, too harmless.…
