Mamdani Showing Off New Weight Room He Will Train In For Mayoral Candidacy.
In a stunning display of political prowess, Mamdani unveiled his state-of-the-art training facility today, declaring it the cornerstone of his preparation for the upcoming mayoral race. The setup, meticulously designed…
Republican Congress Member Pioneers New Daycare Strategy: Children In Coal Mines
In a bold move that’s got everyone talking, the Republican congresswoman has proudly announced she’s the first to enroll her own offspring in the underground workforce, kicking off what she…
Kamala Harris’s New Book, 107 Vodkas On The Wall: Talks About All The Alcohol In Her House.
In a bold move that’s left political pundits choking on their kale smoothies, Vice President Kamala Harris has dropped a literary bombshell titled 107 Vodkas On The Wall, a memoir…
Gavin Newsome To Fix Palisades By…Building His Own Helipad?
In a bold move that’s sure to revolutionize urban planning, California Governor Gavin Newsom unveiled his master plan to revitalize the struggling Pacific Palisades neighborhoody. How? Get this, constructing a…
