“I’m A Lawyer!” Says Woman While Stealing Chuck E. Cheese Tickets From Child.
In a bold display of legal expertise at a local family entertainment center, a woman confidently declared her professional credentials while liberating a handful of game tickets from a young…
Saint Fentanyl Five Years Sober
In a world where we celebrate the bare minimum, our self-proclaimed “Saint Fentanyl” is marking five years of sobriety with a parade of questionable accolades. Once notorious for a laundry…
Gang And Cartel Members To Be An Endangered Species
So, get this: You are a poor gang member, and you get the notification that you are now a terrorist. Wild, right? Well, don’t you worry because we have democratic…
Year 2040: Karmelo Collects another bounty
The year is 2040. 15 years ago, Karmelo collected a bounty from the target, Austin. After donations to his court funds, he and his family lived in a brand new…
