Epstein Files To Be Stored In Maximum Security…Next To The Krabby Patty Secret Formula?
In a move that’s got everyone from conspiracy theorists to cartoon enthusiasts scratching their heads, officials have reportedly decided to stash the infamous Epstein documents right alongside the legendary Krabby…
Gavin Newsome To Fix Palisades By…Building His Own Helipad?
In a bold move that’s sure to revolutionize urban planning, California Governor Gavin Newsom unveiled his master plan to revitalize the struggling Pacific Palisades neighborhoody. How? Get this, constructing a…
Never Existed: Pam Bondi Says Carfax Never Existed After Promising To Release It.
In a stunning turn of events at a local CarFax office, employee Pam Bondi has left customers gobsmacked after promising a detailed vehicle history report for a 2015 Honda Civic,…
District Court Judge to Israel and Iran: No Peace for You, Because Trump
In a shocking turn of events, a district court judge has single-handedly thwarted a potential ceasefire between Israel and Iran. The reason? Former President Donald Trump suggested it. Judge Cory…
South African Refugees Make A Shocking Change In Ingenuity
Liberals has gotten mad at something once again. This time, the bleeding hearts of the liberal elite are clutching their pearls so hard they might turn them into diamonds. Why?…
Democrats Roll Out Heavy Hitter
From recent polls, we all know that the democratic party is at a 21% favorability rate. They have been scouring far and wide, low and high, to find a way…
Random Federal Judge Bans President Trump From Eating McDonald’s
We finally managed to make a win in the courts! A random federal judge, who no one has heard of, has just banned President Trump from ever being able to…
Breaking: New Rule just established in the government
This is a historical moment we are living in now. After Americans annoyed their elected reps, Congress and the Senate passed a historic law for the people. The law was…
Liberals ditch Tesla, saying they want a company with a better leader
Are you a liberal and tired of burning down the Teslas of innocent citizens to fight fascism while being a domestic terrorist? Well, studies show that liberals are turning away…
