Blue State Utopia: Free Healthcare, But Only If You Recycle Your Thoughts.
In the sun-dappled streets of Blue State Utopia, a groundbreaking policy has locals grinning through their mandatory mindfulness sessions: free healthcare for all, but only if you recycle your thoughts.…
Gavin Newsome To Fix Palisades By…Building His Own Helipad?
In a bold move that’s sure to revolutionize urban planning, California Governor Gavin Newsom unveiled his master plan to revitalize the struggling Pacific Palisades neighborhoody. How? Get this, constructing a…
Liberals ditch Tesla, saying they want a company with a better leader
Are you a liberal and tired of burning down the Teslas of innocent citizens to fight fascism while being a domestic terrorist? Well, studies show that liberals are turning away…
