Year 2040: Karmelo Collects another bounty

The year is 2040. 15 years ago, Karmelo collected a bounty from the target, Austin. After donations to his court funds, he and his family lived in a brand new…

Random Federal Judge Bans President Trump From Eating McDonald’s

We finally managed to make a win in the courts! A random federal judge, who no one has heard of, has just banned President Trump from ever being able to…

Breaking: New Rule just established in the government

This is a historical moment we are living in now. After Americans annoyed their elected reps, Congress and the Senate passed a historic law for the people. The law was…

Liberals ditch Tesla, saying they want a company with a better leader

Are you a liberal and tired of burning down the Teslas of innocent citizens to fight fascism while being a domestic terrorist? Well, studies show that liberals are turning away…