While people who are enthusiastically waiting for aliens to come to Earth and make contact, the aliens themselves secretly sneaked into America. Avoiding all scanners and satellites, they made their way to America and landed in the states that they saw were sanctuary states for illegals.

You may be asking why aliens from a different planet would sneak into America specifically and not any other country on Earth.

Well, the reasoning is simple: For benefits of course. Think about it, where else could an extraterrestrial alien go, have children, and be taken care of for free? I mean, they can get free housing, free food with food stamps, and now they get free $5,000 checks for making a baby. What’s not to love?

So, in droves, these illegal aliens have landed in America for better lives. These illegal aliens have been safely moved into beach house mansions in California and have a unlimited black card for food stamps. Well fed, well taken care of, and being taken care of by the useless dregs of society that are called these “taxpayers”.

Great news as well is that the aliens also have a high reproduction rate. With every one of our green friends from outer space, we get one green child getting birthed every day. On the cold season, it shoots up to being twenty births a day. That’s nearly 2,000 children a year being birthed by just one of our friends!

This means that we can not only solve the birthrate issues in America AND allow the corrupt officials to spend more money on something that benefits everyone else, babies. Nearly $10 million is going to these illegal aliens per year. What a steal!

So, thank you Representative Anna Paulina Luna for this wonderful idea!