President Zelenskyy comes out in a recent interview that he misses President Biden. He talks about how, quote, “My sugar daddy, Joe, needed another four years.” President Zelenskyy’s found out the tragic news of President Biden losing after his cheque bounced for his tenth mansion in Florida he bought because he wants multiple shades of blue mansion. He is seen quoting that, “He gets bored of colors and lives in a new mansion every week.” President Zelenskyy’s wife, also known as Ms. shopaholic, also couldn’t get any funding for her fifth Gucci store visit of the day and was found upset as well.
This is quite tragic times, indeed.
In an effort to get the free money from America, President Zelenskyy has courageously threatened President Trump by saying America will feel the war soon. Then, in a last ditch effort, Zelenskyy says that an attack from China is happening! We are in utter disbelief because we never realized that Ukraine was strong enough to fight against two superpowers of the world at the same time.
We in America should send a quintillion dollars just for this brave act of going against Russia AND China. Please, donate to the cause, and let us give Zelenskyy the few more mansions on his Wish list.
